20 Every Laffy Taffy Flavor Ranked

Laffy Taffy has been a lunchbox legend and vending machine MVP for generations. Its stretchy, chewy texture and neon colors are unmistakable.

And let’s not forget the corny jokes printed on every wrapper—they’re half the fun. But when it comes to flavor, not all taffy is created equal. Some pieces are pure nostalgic magic, while others leave your taste buds confused.

I’ve unwrapped them all to bring you this definitive ranking, from the biggest letdowns to the all-time champs of the candy aisle.

1. Coconut

Unmistakably tropical at first sniff, this white taffy quickly overwhelms with a strong, perfume-like artificial flavor. The creamy base feels more like melted candle wax than dessert.

Even with its smooth chew and hint of vanilla, the lingering aftertaste makes it a tough sell. Unless you’re a die-hard coconut fan, this one’s likely to be left behind.

2. Guava

Bright in color but muted in flavor, this tropical pick leans more into generic fruit punch than juicy island freshness. A floral note adds complexity, but not necessarily in a good way.

Lacking the tart edge or distinctive sharpness of real guava, it ends up feeling flat. It’s inoffensive, but forgettable—a rare miss from a bold fruit like this.

3. Sour Apple

Kicks off with a mild tartness that hints at the green Jolly Rancher experience but never really hits the mark. The sour fades almost immediately, leaving behind a sugary echo of apple.

Texturally smooth and easy to chew, but ultimately too safe to stand out. For something with “sour” in the name, it’s surprisingly tame.

4. Grape

Instantly recognizable as the classic artificial grape used in popsicles, cough syrup, and childhood nostalgia. Sweet and syrupy with a sharp tang that borders on medicinal.

Those who love purple candy will embrace it, but others may find it overwhelming. This flavor is bold—but not exactly refined.

5. Watermelon

Starts off strong with a burst of summery melon aroma and a soft, juicy sweetness that feels instantly familiar. There’s a cool, light flavor that makes it fun for a few chews.

After the initial charm fades, the artificial edge creeps in. Still, it’s a step up from average and carries a nostalgic charm that earns it points.

6. Blue Raspberry

Delivers an electric jolt of berry flavor that’s equal parts tangy and sweet. The bold blue hue is eye-catching, and the flavor doesn’t hold back.

Its juicy punch lingers nicely, giving each bite a candy-coated thrill. Not subtle, but definitely satisfying—especially for fans of tart fruit flavors.

7. Sparkle Cherry

Sweet and slightly tart, this glitter-infused taffy adds visual flair without changing the classic cherry profile. The balance of sugar and tang is clean and dependable.

While the sparkle is mostly cosmetic, it adds a bit of novelty to an already solid flavor. A dependable option dressed up with a little extra pizzazz.

8. Mango

Brings a richer, deeper fruitiness than most of the tropical offerings in the lineup. There’s a mellow sweetness upfront followed by a mild tang that lingers.

Far more accurate than expected for a candy mango, it avoids the pitfalls of being too sugary or too bland. A surprisingly balanced and tasty twist.

9. Chocolate Moose

Unexpected and a bit odd, this taffy delivers a light cocoa flavor that’s more like chocolate milk than a candy bar. It’s soft, smooth, and slightly dusty in texture.

Though it lacks richness, there’s a novelty factor that makes it weirdly fun. Not a top pick, but worth trying just for the uniqueness.

10. Tropical Punch

Bursts with sweet, fruity flavor from the first bite, blending hints of pineapple, cherry, and citrus into one neon-pink package. There’s a candy-shop punchiness that keeps the taste interesting.

Though definitely artificial, the mix is balanced enough to avoid tasting like fruit syrup overload. It’s cheerful, bold, and lives up to its tropical name without going overboard.

11. Green Apple

Brings a sharper edge than its sour cousin, with more acidity and a brighter apple taste. The green hue promises tartness—and actually delivers this time.

There’s a crispness that makes it feel cleaner and more refreshing than many other fruit flavors. It’s not the most complex, but it’s reliable and easy to enjoy.

12. Banana

Sends you straight into nostalgia with a creamy, sweet flavor that’s unmistakably artificial—but in the best way. This candy banana doesn’t try to imitate the real thing.

The buttery richness and mellow finish make it weirdly comforting. Love it or hate it, this is one of Laffy Taffy’s most iconic flavors for a reason.

13. Cherry

Bold, juicy, and candy-sweet with just the right amount of tartness to keep it from being cloying. It delivers a classic red flavor without veering into medicine territory.

Smooth and consistent from start to finish, it’s one of the easiest flavors to enjoy and hard to get tired of. A dependable favorite that always hits the mark.

14. Mystery Swirl

Combines multiple fruity notes in one swirl of pastel-colored fun. Each piece is slightly different, keeping your taste buds guessing with every chew.

The blend usually leans toward berry-citrus with a sweet-tart balance that’s hard to pin down but easy to love. It’s playful, unpredictable, and a total wildcard in the best way.

15. Strawberry

Delivers a jammy, rich berry flavor with a touch of floral sweetness. It’s smoother than cherry and less tart than raspberry, hitting a perfect middle ground.

There’s a comforting, almost creamy finish that rounds it out beautifully. A top-tier taffy with a flavor that always satisfies.

16. Strawberry Banana

Starts with sweet banana and finishes with bright strawberry, creating a smooth, tropical fusion that somehow just works. The blend is velvety, mellow, and addictively sweet.

This one stands out for its harmony—no flavor overpowers the other. It’s fruity, fun, and surprisingly elegant for something wrapped in a joke.

17. Orange

Zesty and fresh, this flavor tastes like an orange creamsicle without the cream. It’s bright, citrusy, and full of sunshine.

Unlike many orange candies, it doesn’t veer into bitterness. The balance of tang and sweetness makes it a standout in the citrus category.

18. Sour Cherry

Hits hard with a bold burst of tangy cherry, followed by a sugary sweet wash that balances things out. It’s punchy without being harsh.

The texture stays smooth even as the flavor dances across sour and sweet. For fans of tart candy, this is a satisfying thrill ride.

19. Fruit Punch

Combines notes of red berries, citrus, and a touch of tropical flair into one well-rounded flavor. It’s sweet, but never one-note.

Everything works in harmony, making this a strong contender in the fruity lineup. It’s flavorful, smooth, and a crowd-pleaser from start to finish.

20. Raspberry

Ends the list on a high note with a vibrant berry flavor that’s deep, juicy, and surprisingly natural-tasting. There’s a bright tang and just enough tartness to keep it lively.

Each chew reveals layers of flavor that make it feel more complex than most. Raspberry reigns supreme—bold, balanced, and totally unforgettable.